Monday, December 28, 2009

Dirty souf

Charleston holidaze edition.

Asian food market.. always interesting.

My parents buy weird things.

Ridin' dirty in the suburbs on my grandma's bike.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009


well, winter is definitely here.

pretty sure this will be me on this snowy weekend. you can sit bitch.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009


i bet you're going to practice right now,

... aren't you jermaine?

makin things

she rolled on her side and said:
now christ dont give a fuck what goes in my dixie cup,
i just want to watch the sun rise through my two X's for eyes. 

Monday, December 14, 2009

waiting for me to be born

Friday, December 11, 2009

blowin in the whiskey wind.

I cant seem to get out of bed these days.

Bnels and his band, Hallelujah, had their first show last night.

Teddy Ruxpin, bringin the mothafuckin ruckus. 

Thursday, December 10, 2009



lets party.

update: this shit is gross. i think im going to have to throw this cup away.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


i like jesus, but he loves me so its awkward.

well one thing is for sure.. today was a total waste of make-up. but dinner last night was AMAZING thanks to Mike (SSG), the culinary master. it was the best dixie dinner of my life, i do declare. 

there was roasted pork with blueberry sauce, cheese corn muffins, vinaigrette slaw, and brussel sprouts with bacon and cream. and an apple/berry crisp for desert.!

our brains were functioning at about 12% after stuffing our faces with all of this badass food and wine.

Mr. Weiner, you have mail. You sicko.

Does anyone else know about this???? cause its amazing.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

america, fuck yeah.

I'm back from England! And I have the stomach flu! So while I'm loafing around, I'll post some pictures I guess.

Team Listo wuz here.. riding unicorns in Bristol, UK

I spent Thanksgiving wandering around on Brighton Pier, which was obviously not open. But the rides were still fun! And they had pints and slot machines, everyone wins.

Sophia was a great host. Although I dont know if I could handle another spliff after this monster.

I have a weird thing for foreign grocery stores, though the bodegas in London are pretty similar. Just a lot more baked beans and good beer.

Brighton Beach wi-fi options.

Soggy sheep on the farm I stayed at in the country.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Bloody rubbish

I'm in England.. And it's pretty neat.

Im in Corsham/Bath for a few days. The countryside is beautiful, but I shouldve gotten more beer. The pub is farrrrrr.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

farewell transmission

winter is blowing in, nyc. 

Tuesday, November 3, 2009


ah yes, here we have princess monenoke, purple drank, and tyrone biggums.

cholo, bologna sandwich, and bjork + free alcohol.

big parties=really long bathroom line

spliff tooth nelson, bad brains on stage in the back. 

Monday, November 2, 2009

im just gonna tuck mine in..

Danielle and Bethany came for a visit... 200% awesome.
"the leaves!" in New York are going so crazy right now. oh and so was Lightning Bolt. we drove to Providence, RI for a show and stayed at a Motel 6 (never again will be doing that). 

cracker barrel/enids.. which one is more fun?
self explanatory.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009


we were in SoHo, thinking about how this is probably an average day for an Olson twin: pinkies up, blackberries out.. "look real cunty".

Tracy Morgan changed our lives last night at his book release, that man has all the knowledge. He didnt take his shirt off or dance, but he did make a point to inspire us all get back to the basics.. like getting off of the computer, hanging decorations, smiling, making eye contact, and getting sexy ladies pregnant. When someone asked if he had read David Allen Grier's new book, he simply said, "NO. CAUSE MINES'S OUT." We laughed, we cried (or mostly just Tracy cried), and we realized that every character he plays is really just himself. He's fucking genius and real real.