Dirty souf

Charleston holidaze edition.

Asian food market.. always interesting.

My parents buy weird things.

Ridin' dirty in the suburbs on my grandma's bike.

humbug

well, winter is definitely here.

pretty sure this will be me on this snowy weekend. you can sit bitch.

???

 

i bet you're going to practice right now,

... aren't you jermaine?

makin things

she rolled on her side and said:

now christ dont give a fuck what goes in my dixie cup,

i just want to watch the sun rise through my two X's for eyes. 

waiting for me to be born

blowin in the whiskey wind.

I cant seem to get out of bed these days.

Bnels and his band, Hallelujah, had their first show last night.

Teddy Ruxpin, bringin the mothafuckin ruckus. 

yerd

lets party.

update: this shit is gross. i think im going to have to throw this cup away.

OH SHIT

i like jesus, but he loves me so its awkward.

well one thing is for sure.. today was a total waste of make-up. but dinner last night was AMAZING thanks to Mike (SSG), the culinary master. it was the best dixie dinner of my life, i do declare. 

there was roasted pork with blueberry sauce, cheese corn muffins, vinaigrette slaw, and brussel sprouts with bacon and cream. and an apple/berry crisp for desert.!

our brains were functioning at about 12% after stuffing our faces with all of this badass food and wine.

Mr. Weiner, you have mail. You sicko.

Does anyone else know about this???? cause its amazing.

my raptor impression aka true horror

america, fuck yeah.

I'm back from England! And I have the stomach flu! So while I'm loafing around, I'll post some pictures I guess.

Team Listo wuz here.. riding unicorns in Bristol, UK

I spent Thanksgiving wandering around on Brighton Pier, which was obviously not open. But the rides were still fun! And they had pints and slot machines, everyone wins.

Sophia was a great host. Although I dont know if I could handle another spliff after this monster.

I have a weird thing for foreign grocery stores, though the bodegas in London are pretty similar. Just a lot more baked beans and good beer.

Brighton Beach wi-fi options.

Soggy sheep on the farm I stayed at in the country.

gimme summer back