Friday, October 23, 2009


we were in SoHo, thinking about how this is probably an average day for an Olson twin: pinkies up, blackberries out.. "look real cunty".

Tracy Morgan changed our lives last night at his book release, that man has all the knowledge. He didnt take his shirt off or dance, but he did make a point to inspire us all get back to the basics.. like getting off of the computer, hanging decorations, smiling, making eye contact, and getting sexy ladies pregnant. When someone asked if he had read David Allen Grier's new book, he simply said, "NO. CAUSE MINES'S OUT." We laughed, we cried (or mostly just Tracy cried), and we realized that every character he plays is really just himself. He's fucking genius and real real.  

Sunday, October 18, 2009

good ship lolipop

the balloon says 'listo'.. whoa, ballers eve playa.

here is a dream my friend Anna Kate had:
"basically, we were in NYC only it was actually just a really huge movie set/department store not unlike 'the truman show' situation.  i was walking around trying hard to get a job all day but lauren finally hooked up a 6:30 interview at this soap boutique where she worked.  i bailed on it because this party started poppin' on my roof back home.  so then lauren shows up at my crib with savannah in tow, kind of pissed but also like 'whatever i don't care,' and y'all start telling me to come with you but who knows where we're going.  we wander around, take the subway for a while, cruise a few strips we know, then finally come to this regular ol' door with an EXIT sign above it.  it opens to this giant empty parking lot, and i realize we were inside a building we thought was NYC the whole time.  savannah pulls a skateboard out of her pocket and and a giant ice cream cone out of her other pocket, both shaped like hearts, and lauren pops out her heelies and you guys go cruising around the lot doing this radical squiggly wave dance to the disco trance music surrounding us.  savannah was waving at other skaters she knew.  i was feeling excited about this strange new landscape and started munching on the ice cream cone savannah had asked me to hold for her.  she spied me bogarding her treats and peeled over to ask me what was i doing???  i could tell things were about to get hairy so i woke up"

Monday, October 12, 2009

the sweater song.

Before/After: Adam had an accident at 538 that involved stairs, a mirror, and 31 stitches. We're happy he's alive.

vital organs and the indian princess were, luckily, spared. 

LOOK OUT! this creepy thing reminds me of Home Alone.

Bushwick calendar girl '09

Brett friends forever.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Saturday, October 3, 2009

tan linez

starting a new series of watercolor paintings. theres a story, ill tell ya later.

Thursday, October 1, 2009